A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already
The "Why is Shaving Cream so expensive?" talk
- Me: $2.44? Ugh this stuff should be free.
- Boy: How much do you use?
- Me: That depends on a lot of factors.
- Boy: Like?
- Me: Is it the winter or summer?
- Boy: Well, it's summer, so..
- Me: And then am I single? Did I just start dating someone? Or have I been in a committed relationship long enough to where I can skip a day or two and he won't care?
- Boy: So..
- Me: So, it's summer and I'm fairly comfortable with you so I guess I'll get two bottles.