I guess I don’t really get why it’s such a big deal that Google knows what I do online. I mean, it’s just the internet. Why should it matter to me that they know which websites I’m looking at?

ragelikeadog:

Basically this.

(Source: weasleycansaveanything)

This is the saddest and most infuriating part of Fred Phelps and his whole stupid gang. 

this is a true statement

this is a true statement

(Source: acid-fashion)

I don’t watch Jon Stewart anymore and it’s not because I don’t want to, it’s because I never remember. Keeping up with television is so hard. I always get busy doing something else and forget, which doesn’t usually matter when it’s a dumb sitcom. It matters a little more because I enjoy Jon Stewart and his jokes about politics.

This has been a longer-than-necessary commentary on not watching Jon Stewart anymore.

(Source: jonwithabullet)

i really need a cat

i really need a cat

vagina0rchard:

This is retarded, but funny.

I wish i knew what he was really listening to

(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackboys)

hillarybuckholtz:

A japanese ice-cream vending machine! with crazy flavors such as purple sweet potato, almond jelly, pudding, lavender, and “full maturity melon.”

i want to eat all these things, especially because of the crazy flavors

hillarybuckholtz:

A japanese ice-cream vending machine! with crazy flavors such as purple sweet potato, almond jelly, pudding, lavender, and “full maturity melon.”

i want to eat all these things, especially because of the crazy flavors